Original: Trump flies 3,400 miles to Alaska in hopes of saving a Senate seat
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Wednesday, October 14, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Battle lines shift in House races as Republicans retreat from front-line districts
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: U.S. probe of Rep. Ilhan Omar focuses on birth date, citizenship papers, people familiar say
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: White House press secretary's debut brings news of Guilfoyle's exit
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Democrats hold big edge on economy in key poll for first time since 2012
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Justice Department says North Koreans have infiltrated dozens of U.S. companies
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: An OpenAI Employee Allegedly Used a Chatbot to Help Plant a Recording Device at the Office
Wired
4h ago
Original: Science Corporation implants its vision-restoring chip in its first Stargardt disease patient
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Cerebras CEO says we’re nearing a future where everyone has a personal AI assistant at home
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: The 9 Best TV Shows to Stream This Month (October 2026)
Wired
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Russian strikes hit key power plant in Kyiv, Zelensky says
BBC World
8m ago
Original: Australian politics live: King says gas reservation plan may ‘push down’ prices at some stage; Liberal ‘reached out’ to Aly over ‘stoned’ comment
The Guardian World
23m ago
Original: Family of Indigenous woman found dead in Melbourne mourn ‘vibrant, beautiful young girl’
The Guardian World
26m ago
Original: Israel returns 22 stolen ancient artefacts to Greece
Al Jazeera
40m ago
Original: Houthi missiles intercepted over Saudi Arabia as battles intensify
Al Jazeera
53m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Fury Vs. Joshua Sold Out In 40 Minutes — And The Ringwalk Is Really Late
Forbes Business
37m ago
Original: ‘I am a pretty cautious person’: My financial adviser wants me to invest $350,000 in a UAE data center. Is this risky?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: My wife says we can’t afford to retire, yet she wants to take an $8,000 trip to Italy. We have $4 million. Do I keep working?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: ‘VisionQuest’ 2-Part Series Premiere Recap And Review: Love, Persevering
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘Slow Horses’ Season 6 Episode 5 Recap: Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Fire
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge Extends Block on Trump’s White House Ban on CNN, MS NOW and Politico
Variety
3m ago
Original: Ben Affleck Calls Filming ‘Justice League’ a “Low Point” in His Career: “About as Gross as It Gets”
Hollywood Reporter
13m ago
Original: Martha Plimpton Slams Shane Gillis’ ‘Really F—g Stupid’ ‘SNL’ Monologue: ‘He Deserves a Spanking From His Mom’
Variety
46m ago
Original: Two Internet Sensations Collide: Lola Blankets Gets a LoveShackFancy Makeover
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘All About Corinne’ Review: Isabelle Huppert Stalks Sandrine Kiberlain in a Witty, Deliciously Acted French Industry Satire
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: What makes every NHL team a must-watch this season: Star players, tantalizing rookies, top Cup contenders
ESPN
39m ago
Original: All 30 NBA teams reveal court designs for 2026 NBA Cup tournament
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Lights, camera, Cleveland: Browns take center stage in 'The Land' trailer
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Martínez exposes Man United's harsh reality: Blame lies with top brass, not Carrick
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Arsenal showed strength in depth in Lille win, but Gyökeres is a concern
ESPN
3h ago