Original: The stunning raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home
Washington Post Politics
19m ago
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Tuesday, October 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump heads to Alaska in a sign of how close its Senate race may be
PBS NewsHour Politics
20m ago
Original: White House scrambles over questions on new press secretary’s background
Washington Post Politics
32m ago
Original: Kimberly Guilfoyle has been asked to resign among corruption allegations
NPR Politics
59m ago
Original: Why does Pete Hegseth want to livestream an execution?
NPR Politics
59m ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: FBI arrests OpenAI employee accused of planting hidden recording device in conference room
TechCrunch
4m ago
Original: OpenAI employee arrested for allegedly planting a bug in a conference room
The Verge
17m ago
Original: Judge orders OpenAI to turn over hiring records in Apple trade secrets case
TechCrunch
26m ago
Original: Cambridge Heavy Industries has been quietly building a desktop fusion device
TechCrunch
49m ago
Original: It looks like Apple Music is getting a new icon
The Verge
58m ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australian politics live: PM ‘intervened’ in ATO credit card ban; Chalmers warns against mocking One Nation supporters
The Guardian World
14m ago
Original: Pope diagnosed with lung cancer but had successful surgery, Vatican says
BBC World
17m ago
Original: Kimberly Guilfoyle denies allegations of misconduct as she resigns as US ambassador to Greece – live
The Guardian World
17m ago
Original: Funeral for Egyptian flight attendant killed in Houthi attack on Riyadh
Al Jazeera
30m ago
Original: Pope Leo diagnosed with lung cancer as growth removed during surgery
The Guardian World
30m ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The SpaceX threat could loom over AT&T’s stock for a prolonged stretch, analyst cautions
MarketWatch
21m ago
Original: Six Flags’ stock slumps near 17-year low after fatal incident
MarketWatch
22m ago
Original: AST SpaceMobile’s stock is feeling the heat from SpaceX’s wireless plans
MarketWatch
31m ago
Original: My wife says we can’t afford to retire, yet she wants to take an $8,000 trip to Italy. We have $4 million. Do I keep working?
MarketWatch
33m ago
Original: UnitedHealth keeps medical costs under control — and raises its outlook again
MarketWatch
34m ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Druski Hosting ‘SNL’ Is the Show’s Most Interesting Move in Years
Variety
10m ago
Original: ‘DWTS’ Super Bowl Night Tackles Historic Halftime Shows by Kendrick Lamar, Bad Bunny and More: How to Watch Online
Hollywood Reporter
18m ago
Original: Music Industry Moves: Jesse Jo Stark Signs With WME, Rebecca Allen Steps Down at Universal Music U.K.
Variety
19m ago
Original: ‘Yellowjackets’ Enlists MTV News for Final Season’s Rescue Reveal
Hollywood Reporter
20m ago
Original: Battle of the Booths: Paramount Brings its Iconic Arch to Cannes as Eye-Catching Mipcom Stands Reflect Market Realities
Variety
24m ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: CFP Bubble Watch: Kentucky and UCLA? Am I in the right place?
ESPN
5m ago
Original: Heisman of Week 6: Louisville's Isaac Brown storms the field
ESPN
5m ago
Original: What makes every NHL team a must-watch this season: Star players, tantalizing rookies, top Cup contenders
ESPN
6m ago
Original: The bet to make on each of the 16 games
ESPN
6m ago
Original: Goal crisis & in drop zone - so why is Spurs' £60m striker stuck in U21s?
BBC Sport
23m ago