Original: Texas health agency proposes eliminating children's autism program
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 6:00 PM UTC
Tuesday, October 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH: Trump addresses Guilfoyle resignation, intel sharing with Ukraine as he departs for Alaska
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Katie Zacharia calls on Trump-friendly outlets in brief debut as press secretary
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Supreme Court to review access to U.S. DOGE Service records
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Barack Obama to campaign with Ohio Democrats as he expands his outreach ahead of Election Day
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The feds are looking into reports of Tesla’s robotaxis speeding through school zones
The Verge
1h ago
Original: The Paris Auto Show is full of interesting cars Americans can’t have
Ars Technica
1h ago
Original: Laplace Intelligence red-teams robots and self-driving cars before they hit the real world
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: The Xteink X4 Pro is a great, tiny e-reader, and it’s cheaper than ever
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Pluto Security raises $42M as AI gives enterprise security teams a new headache
TechCrunch
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Kimberly Guilfoyle denies allegations of misconduct as she resigns as US ambassador to Greece – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: UK asks Interpol to reject Argentina’s ‘politically motivated’ requests for Falklands oil arrests
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Florida carries out execution amid scrutiny over botched Tennessee attempt
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Saudi Arabia strikes strategic oil depots near Yemen capital
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Cholera cases surge in Yemen as conflict intensifies, WHO says
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: New SEC rules would fleece everyday investors to enrich Wall Street
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I am a pretty cautious person’: My financial adviser wants me to invest $350,000 in a UAE data center. Is this risky?
MarketWatch
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Original: My wife says we can’t afford to retire, yet she wants to take an $8,000 trip to Italy. We have $4 million. Do I keep working?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: How to read your body’s warning signs years before you get sick
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: AST SpaceMobile’s stock is feeling the heat from SpaceX’s wireless plans
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Quentin Tarantino Confirmed for ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Conversation at AFI Fest
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Ahead of ‘Street Fighter’ in Theaters, Play Your Own Retro Game at Home: Here’s Where to Buy ‘Street Fighter 2’ Arcade Online
Variety
1h ago
Original: Reese Witherspoon and Mediawan Partner to Buy Back Hello Sunshine from Candle Media
Variety
1h ago
Original: Jesse Eisenberg Breaks Down His Process Writing Songs For ‘The Debut,’ Fueled by His Love of “Musical Theater Cliches”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Dropout Sets ‘MP3’ Starring Jeremy Culhane, Paul F. Tompkins as Its First Scripted Live-Action Series in Seven Years
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Rankings for Week 6
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Power Rankings: How did the Week 6 chaos affect the top 25?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Lanning says Oregon DT won't face discipline for play that hurt Iamaleava
ESPN
1h ago
Original: How the Valkyries made it to the WNBA Finals ... just two years after their debut
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Bills, Josh Allen outlast Rams in overtime on MNF
ESPN
1h ago