Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, October 13, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Priorities, apparently.
Original: Government spent millions on Trump ads. And, federal agents raid Ilhan Omar's home
NPR Politics 1h ago
Democracy: Briefly Visible.
Original: Polls are a snapshot, and other helpful things to remember during the midterm elections
NPR Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Own Nothing. Thrive.
Original: U.S. wealth has shifted to stocks from homes. There are big reasons to worry.
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Mouse Hunts Corpse.
Original: Disney Circles Character.ai as Chatbot Company Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

NBA: Briefly Remembered.
Original: 'Finding that magic again': Tyrese Haliburton and Pacers return to expectations
ESPN 1h ago