Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Monday, October 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Promises? From *them*?
Original: The ICJ’s Rohingya ruling will test the OIC’s promises
Al Jazeera 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Adults Need New Hobbies.
Original: WWE Enters Microdrama Space With ‘Agent of Shadows,’ Drew McIntyre Takes Central Role
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Moneyball, but with more money.
Original: From superstar signings to under-the-radar finds: How each of MLB's four remaining teams were built
ESPN 1h ago