Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 AM UTC

Monday, October 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

World Burns, Trump Golfs.
Original: NEWSBRIEF: TRUMP RUSSIA UKRAINE, TRUMP PRIORITIES, SAUDI AIRPORT STRIKES
NPR Politics 22m ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Timing is Everything.
Original: Russia hit Ukraine power plant ‘immediately after’ Trump declared energy ceasefire, says Zelenskyy – Europe live
The Guardian World 15m ago

Business ★ 5 stories

$50/Hour To Feel Less Lonely.
Original: Using An AI Persona To Impersonate Your Therapist So You Can Get Inside Their Head
Forbes Business 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories