Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 AM UTC

Monday, October 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Faith healing: Turns out, it's not.
Original: Doctor warned Elizabeth Struhs would not be safe at home years before religious sect killed her by withdrawing medicine
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Therapists: Now a Data Point.
Original: Using An AI Persona To Impersonate Your Therapist So You Can Get Inside Their Head
Forbes Business 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories