Original: Georgia takes over for Texas as CFP top seed based on AP Top 25; Longhorns would host 1st-round game
ABC News Politics
11h ago
Edition · 2:00 AM UTC
Monday, October 12, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump could face a new threat in January: A Democratic Senate
Washington Post Politics
11h ago
Original: Iran calls latest U.S. proposal to end war 'insufficient' as Netanyahu's corruption trial resumes
PBS NewsHour Politics
11h ago
Original: Trump claims Russia and Ukraine agree to 'energy ceasefire' despite continued attacks
PBS NewsHour Politics
11h ago
Original: Abdul El-Sayed walks back Obama criticism ahead of their campaign event
Washington Post Politics
11h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The founder’s guide to TechCrunch Disrupt 2026: Everything you need to know
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Will the HomeView be Apple’s first smart home success?
TechCrunch
11h ago
Original: Aaron Sorkin’s ‘Social Reckoning’ is off to a weak start
TechCrunch
12h ago
Original: A college in Illinois tried to cancel its Flock contact and it refused
The Verge
12h ago
Original: 48 hours to TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 — hear directly from the people building what’s next
TechCrunch
14h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australian politics live: Taylor defends CV after Hanson dubs him a ‘smarmy management consultant’; Albanese to welcome king of Jordan
The Guardian World
7h ago
Original: Bridge washed away by torrent of water in Nepal
Al Jazeera
7h ago
Original: UK PM Andy Burnham says it is ‘clear’ Russia interfered in 2016 Brexit vote
Al Jazeera
7h ago
Original: Iran’s FM urges diplomacy in call with Saudi counterpart
Al Jazeera
8h ago
Original: Imran Khan’s party decries ‘coup’ after Pakistan suspends provincial government
The Guardian World
8h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Wildwood’ Nabs Perfect Rotten Tomatoes Critics’ Score In Early Reviews
Forbes Business
9h ago
Original: Kakao Entertainment Signs With Atlantic Music Group For K-Pop Global Expansion
Forbes Business
10h ago
Original: ‘Treasure Island’ Episode 1 Recap And Review: A Mixed Start To MGM’s Pirate Adventure
Forbes Business
10h ago
Original: How Indie Musicians Are Using Old-School Tactics To Build Audiences
Forbes Business
10h ago
Original: Packers Javon Bullard On The Bears: ‘They’re Still Little Bro’
Forbes Business
11h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Bedford Park’ Star and Busan Juror Moon Choi on Locking Away Her Trophies and Plotting a Screen Version of a Molière-Winning Play
Variety
7h ago
Original: How Busan Title ‘Selvi’ Turns a Nurse’s Working Hours Into an Endurance Test
Variety
7h ago
Original: Box Office Boom for China’s Women Directors Feeds New Parallax Films Pickups From Shao Yihui, Yin Lichuan and Yang Lina (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
7h ago
Original: Locarno Title ‘Rapture’ Director Dominic Sangma Confronts Unregulated Stone Mining in Busan Asian Project Market Drama ‘Veil of Dust’
Variety
7h ago
Original: Kelly Clarkson Responds After New York Store Denies She Got the ‘Pretty Woman’ Treatment: “You’re a Liar”
Hollywood Reporter
7h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Commanders botch last play in OT, resulting in tie; 'It's on me,' Daniels says
ESPN
7h ago
Original: Packers let play do talking, then roast Bears' Burden after win: 'He quit'
ESPN
7h ago
Original: Texans trade for Cardinals' Harrison, reunite WR with QB Stroud
ESPN
7h ago
Original: 49ers' Greenlaw ejected after head-butting helmetless Jones in win vs. Seahawks
ESPN
7h ago
Original: Ball was spotted incorrectly on Ducks' 2-point conversion, Big Ten says
ESPN
7h ago