Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 PM UTC

Sunday, October 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Medicare: Peak Efficiency.
Original: Millions of Americans will have fewer options during Medicare open enrollment this year
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Bond's Subtext Gets a Little Sweaty.
Original: Javier Bardem on Adding Homoeroticism to 007 and Telling Sam Mendes That His ‘Skyfall’ Villain Should Be Someone Who ‘Wants to Have Sex With Bond’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories