Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Sunday, October 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Let Them Weaponize Your Identity.
Original: Republicans want Abdul El-Sayed to be the main character of the midterms. He's happy to oblige
ABC News Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Animation Takes 16 Years, Obama Ages Gracefully.
Original: ‘Wildwood’ Director Travis Knight Reflects on Animated Feature’s 16-Year Journey at London Premiere: ‘When We Started This, Barack Obama Was a Fresh-Faced President’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories

Football: Joyless Victory.
Original: Arsenal fight back to win as Premier League resumes under cloud of Man City's verdict
ESPN 1h ago