Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 11, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Truthiness Now a Crime?
Original: DOJ investigating five TV networks over White House pool coverage
Washington Post Politics 1h ago
Reality TV Just Got Realer.
Original: Trump says he will ‘make a decision’ on Hegseth plan to live-stream execution
Washington Post Politics 9h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI's Late-Night Regret.
Original: Microsoft’s Satya Nadella says AI models need an ‘emergency brake’
TechCrunch 5h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Trauma You Can Own.
Original: The ‘Scream’ 30th Anniversary Box Set Comes With a Replica of the Bloody Phone From the Film’s Iconic Opening Scene
Rolling Stone 1h ago
Grief is marketable, apparently.
Original: ‘The First Taste of Loneliness’ Review: A Sentimental but Affecting Study of Family Life After Bereavement
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories