Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Saturday, October 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Second Chance at Not Dying
Original: Christa Pike discharged from hospital, 10 days after failed execution
Washington Post Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Cage Fights Robots, Then Complains About It.
Original: Nicolas Cage Teases ‘True Detective’ Role, Says He “Probably” Won’t Work With Prime Video Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir’
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories