Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Saturday, October 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Rich Folks Still Can't Get a Break.
Original: ‘People in the U.S. need to wake up’: As a mortgage loan officer, I rejected applications from wealthy couples. Here’s why.
MarketWatch 1h ago
Hibernate Now, Pay Later.
Original: Winter is coming and energy bills are climbing. ‘Everything just keeps going up.’
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Animation Now a Grown-Up Hobby. Surprise.
Original: Brad Bird on Why He Took ‘Ray Gunn’ to Skydance Instead of Pixar: Making Animated Films for Teens and Adults ‘Shouldn’t Be a Controversial Decision’
Variety 1h ago
Another Movie, Another Distraction.
Original: ‘Ray Gunn’ Review: Brad Bird’s Latest Animated Feature Is a Giddy Retro-Futurist Noir With More Energy Than Charm
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories