Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 10:00 AM UTC

Saturday, October 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Party Loyalty: A Novel Concept.
Original: Why former Republican governors are backing a Democrat for Senate in a red state
Washington Post Politics 2h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Dream Factory Escapee.
Original: ‘Bedford Park’ Star Moon Choi Charts Her Own Path Between Korea and Hollywood
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago
Ghosts, Capitalism, and Other Terrors.
Original: Vietnamese Supernatural Horror ‘Bloodline: The Curse Within’ Heads to Busan Market With Mockingbird Pictures (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 5h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories