Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Saturday, October 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Fueling the Machine.
Original: News Wrap: Trump announces diesel deal with Russia
PBS NewsHour Politics 8h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Justice is back, baby.
Original: Public executions in the US stopped nearly a century ago - why are they resuming now?
BBC World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Generosity's a Tax Return.
Original: ‘I have no children’: My aunt gave me $50,000 for a down payment. Now she wants me to leave my home to her two children.
MarketWatch 6h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories