Original: Trump says ‘we protect our cities’ after suggesting Iran could ‘take out’ L.A. or San Diego
Washington Post Politics
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Edition · 3:00 PM UTC
Thursday, October 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH LIVE: Trump awards Elon Musk the National Medal of Science, among other awards for tech execs
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: Trump interrupted by protesters as he fights to rally Texas voters
ABC News Politics
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Original: Obama endorses Troy Jackson in Maine Senate race
Washington Post Politics
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Original: ICE has quietly used this warehouse as a detention facility all summer, neighbors say
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: GTA VI will have in-game podcasts and at least six radio stations
The Verge
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Original: The Retro Song Bird plays just the music from your favorite Game Boy cartridges
The Verge
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Original: Spotify is getting more serious about selling enterprise software
TechCrunch
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Original: 75 great October Prime Day deals are still happening
The Verge
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Original: Google is launching a one-stop Gemini agent for your work tasks
The Verge
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: BBC axes long-running Radio 4 show You and Yours in push towards podcasts
The Guardian World
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Original: Polls open in Holborn and St Pancras byelection – UK politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Bank governor urges John Healey to use budget to allay market fears amid bond turmoil
The Guardian World
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Original: Saudi-led coalition says it intercepts three Houthi ballistic missiles
Al Jazeera
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Original: Trump’s attempt to ban CNN, Politico, and MS Now from White House to be heard in court – live
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Layoffs haven’t been this low since the 1960s. It’s great if you have a job — but not if you don’t.
MarketWatch
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Original: I’m a 68-year-old widow and give money to my two adult children. Am I putting my retirement at risk?
MarketWatch
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Original: Bessent Lashes Out At Wall Street Journal Over Report On His Angry Outbursts: ‘Shadow Of Its Former Self’
Forbes Business
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Original: What Isolationism Could Mean For U.S. Jobs And National Security
Forbes Business
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Original: This chart shows the No. 1 reason why the cost of raising kids jumped 60% in eight years
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Will Geese Rock the Grammy Nominations? Here’s Why They Should …
Variety
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Original: Netflix Plans Oscar Push for Lee Chang-dong’s ‘Possible Love,’ Promoting Jeon Do-yeon for Best Actress (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: ‘Elsinore’ Star Andrew Scott on Why Movies Should Still Tackle the AIDS Crisis: ‘The Shame Lies With the Governments Who Ignored’ It
Variety
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Original: Turnstile Announce Free Washington Monument Show for Charity
Rolling Stone
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Original: Bad Bunny, Lana Del Rey to Light Up the Leonida Airwaves as ‘GTA 6’ Radio Hosts
Rolling Stone
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Dodgers-Brewers NLCS showdown is set! Here's how each team can reach World Series
ESPN
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Original: MLB division series: How Guardians can get even, plus Game 4 lineups
ESPN
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Original: Wales eye shutout in World Cup play-off first leg
BBC Sport
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Original: Top scenes from Rockets, Mavs' trip to Macao, China, for preseason slate
ESPN
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Original: Why Season 4 of 'Ted Lasso' hits close to home for the NWSL
ESPN
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