Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy Auctions for Sale.
Original: Competitive House races see massive influx of ad spending over past week
Washington Post Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Rich People Still Can’t Get a Break.
Original: ‘People in the U.S. need to wake up’: As a mortgage loan officer, I rejected applications from wealthy couples. Here’s why.
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories