Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, October 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Surveillance Gets a Facelift.
Original: Apple is reportedly partnering with LG to launch a smart lock, thermostat, and doorbell
TechCrunch 5h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Guitar Hero Knows Best.
Original: Jack White Slams Trump Over Comment That Iran ‘Take Out’ L.A., San Diego: ‘Worst American of All Time’
Rolling Stone 5h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories