Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 PM UTC

Sunday, October 4, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Bali Sounds Good to Me Too.
Original: ‘I’d rather be on a beach in Bali’: My husband resents my $8 million net worth. Should I pay for his retirement?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Dream Job Bites the Dust.
Original: J. Todd Anderson, ‘The Nice Guys’ and ‘The Big Lebowski’ Storyboard Artist, Dies at 67
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories