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Edition · 4:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 4, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

God Warns Against Fun.
Original: Mormon leader decries explosion in sports betting, prediction markets
ABC News Politics 6h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Swiftly Exiting Reality.
Original: Taylor Swift Crashes Dakota Johnson’s ‘Saturday Night Live’ Hosting Stint
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago
Climate Change Film: Peak Optimism.
Original: ‘A Statement’ Review: Just What We Need Right Now — Another Movie About Climate Change! But Tom McCarthy’s Historically Based Talkfest Reveals How Much We Knew in 1980
Variety 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories