Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 4, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

God Warns Against Fun.
Original: Mormon leader decries explosion in sports betting, prediction markets
ABC News Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Groovy Times Are Back, Folks.
Original: Falling wages, soaring energy prices and inflation: It’s beginning to look a lot like the 1970s
MarketWatch 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Climate Change Film: Peak Optimism.
Original: ‘A Statement’ Review: Just What We Need Right Now — Another Movie About Climate Change! But Tom McCarthy’s Historically Based Talkfest Reveals How Much We Knew in 1980
Variety 2h ago
Paul Rudd Can’t Save Everything.
Original: ‘A Statement’ Review: A Top Ensemble Including Paul Rudd, Amy Ryan and John Turturro Breathes Surprising Vitality Into Dry Docu-Drama
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories