Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 AM UTC

Sunday, October 4, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

God Warns Against Fun.
Original: Mormon leader decries explosion in sports betting, prediction markets
ABC News Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Endless Scrolling Awaits Your Soul.
Original: What To Watch This Weekend: New Shows And Movies To Stream On Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, Apple TV And More
Forbes Business 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Bowie Chat: Now That’s a Legacy.
Original: Lawrence Rothman on Their New Album, ‘Here Lives Love/Sawdust to Stardust,’ a Growing Legacy Producing Other Artists, and the Talk with Bowie That Changed Everything
Variety 10m ago

Sports ★ 5 stories