Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 PM UTC

Friday, October 2, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Alaska Needs Gas Money, Apparently.
Original: Trump threatens to double tariffs on South Korea if they do not pay for Alaska natural gas pipeline – US politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago
America’s Losing? Good.
Original: Latin America sees China as more positive global influence than US: Poll
Al Jazeera 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories