Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Friday, October 2, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

God Hates NFTs Now.
Original: Pope Leo XIV is not a fan of AI-generated art
TechCrunch 1h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Golden Years? More Like Rusting Away.
Original: More than 10 million older adults are now living in poverty as Social Security cuts loom: ‘I don’t know how anyone is making it’
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories