Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Friday, October 2, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

PM’s Salary: Peak Performance Art.
Original: Australia news live: Union leader says PM ‘vastly underpaid’; Shoebridge pledges members will ‘have a say’ in next leader
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Cannibalism: Method Acting Achievement?
Original: ‘American Horror Story: 13’ Jeffrey Dahmer Actor on That ‘Coven’ Cliffhanger and Sharing the Serial Killer With Co-Star Evan Peters
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago
AI Can’t Steal Her Royalties.
Original: Kelly Clarkson Loves AI, But Says AI Artists Shouldn’t Be “Competing With Humans” on Music Charts
Hollywood Reporter 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories