Original: WATCH: Trump announces $54 billion South Korean investment in Alaska natural gas pipeline
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 9:00 PM UTC
Wednesday, September 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: DOJ files complaint against Minn. judges for criticizing immigration surge
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump acknowledges bind he faces on immigration policies
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Ad spending in midterm races crosses $1.5 billion
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: Data center bill falls short as Senate holds final votes before the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Neon sticks it to A24 by announcing a Creative Commons SCP Foundation movie
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Google announces Gemini 4 and says it’s so capable that only ‘trusted cyber defenders’ can have it right now
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Factory CEO just accused his VC board advisor of spying for Cognition
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Trump’s AI Safety ‘Accord’ Is a Fancy Pinky-Swear
Wired
1h ago
Original: Is Neko Health’s body scan worth it? Spotify billionaire’s startup has come to America
TechCrunch
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Brisbane and Sydney hit hardest by falling house prices as 5.2% shaved from property values nationwide
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Parents of toddler who had loaded pistol in bag at Detroit daycare to face charges
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: What we know about stabbing on Flydubai flight to Israel
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Senate blocks Republican bill restricting stock trades by US Congress members
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: In-laws charged with murder of New York Times games engineer in California
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: How the ‘AI Put’ has become the only thing that matters for stocks
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: A brutal September for bonds points to an even darker October
MarketWatch
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Original: I’m 71 and still working. I earn $108,000 a year. Am I doing the right thing?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: U.S. bond yields post biggest jump in a generation as global rout rattles investors
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Judge Approves Paramount Merger Settlement—Clears Way For Ellison To Close Deal
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: How to Watch ‘Unmasking a Monster: Aileen Wuornos’ on Investigation Discovery Without Cable
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Blake Lively Signs With Power Publicist Kelly Bush Novak After Settling Justin Baldoni Suit
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Halsey Unpacks Her New Hollywood Chapter and Betting on Subversive Art With ‘Our Hero, Balthazar’
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Why Not Film In South Carolina? Sen. Tim Scott Pushes Federal Incentive to Boost Hollywood In His State
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ’24 Jump Street,’ Hugh Jackman’s ‘Treasure Island’ Remake Get Holiday 2027 Release Dates
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The five titles that got away as Evans seeks WRC glory
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Punish Man City this season, say other club chiefs
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Ajay Mitchell, Ayo Dosunmu and other top sleepers to target
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Eric Karabell's 'Do Draft' list includes Randle, Castle, Reaves
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Liverpool contenders for Schade - Thursday's gossip
BBC Sport
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