Original: WATCH LIVE: Hegseth delivers State of the Force address, expected to make cuts to top ranks
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 7:00 PM UTC
Wednesday, September 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Can you trust the polls?
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: DOJ files complaint against Minn. judges for criticizing immigration surge
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: No criminal wrongdoing in Federal Reserve building renovation, watchdog says, but it was mismanaged
PBS NewsHour Politics
1h ago
Original: Hegseth to map out forthcoming moves in address to hundreds of troops
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Lawsuit demands OpenAI halt unsafe development that caused Hugging Face hack
Ars Technica
1h ago
Original: AI voice startup ElevenLabs doubles valuation to $22B
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: The AI Tamagotchis are coming
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Reddit is killing RSS feeds and ending public API access because of AI bots
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Reddit says it has to cut back access to ‘Old Reddit’ because of AI bots
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Stella McCartney makes waves with ‘sea life, not sea food’ theme in zero-wool Paris show
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Pentagon says it has formally completed withdrawal of US troops from Iraq
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Cristiano Ronaldo misses Portugal training as coach Jorge Jesus denies rift
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: US trade regulator opens investigation into AI giants including Anthropic and OpenAI
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: No 10 gathering evidence on public support for rejoining the EU
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Adding Lilly’s new drug to Zepbound helped people lose up to 23% of their weight. But there were more side effects.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: After I sold TOMS Shoes for $400 million I was misdiagnosed with bipolar disorder — and it almost cost me everything
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: This chart shows that buying and holding stocks beats ‘sell in May and go away’ and other gimmicks
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘I’d rather be on a beach in Bali’: My husband resents my $8 million net worth. Should I pay for his retirement?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Medicare Advantage plans will be cheaper next year. Here’s the new cost.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Rihanna Shooting Suspect Indicted by Grand Jury, Pleads Not Guilty to Upgraded Charges
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Hollywood Isn’t the Snake Pit You Think It Is
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Daniel Zolghadri to Replace Charles Melton in Elijah Bynum’s Crime Thriller ‘My Darling California’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Nobody Wants This’ Consulting Rabbi Slams Star Adam Brody’s Gaza “Genocide” Comments as “Ignorant”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Apple Studios Visual Effects Workers Secure First IATSE Contract
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Arsenal let two-goal lead slip to draw with Paris FC
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Navarro opens up on health struggles that caused 'deep anger' on court
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: No rift with Ronaldo, says Portugal coach Jesus
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Breaking down the goalie masks across the NHL in the 2026-27 season
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Week 4 start-sit decisions: Follow your feelings, but don't ignore the facts either
ESPN
2h ago