Original: Appeals court signals support for contempt inquiry on deportation flights
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Wednesday, September 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Self-regulation 'not enough' for AI safety, Gary Marcus says
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: During Senate hearing, Jack Smith defends criminal investigations of Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: News Wrap: Supreme Court allows Trump's deportations to third countries, for now
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Affordability and accountability top priorities if Democrats take House, Jeffries says
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Sam Altman says OpenAI won’t go public until its models are safe
The Verge
1h ago
Original: America.gov gets really weird when you ask it about Minecraft, but it’s not a glitch
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Range Rover Sport Electric: Price, Specs, Availability
Wired
2h ago
Original: Most powerful obesity drug yet: People lost up to 25% of weight in trial
Ars Technica
3h ago
Original: Trump orders US government to call AI ‘Super Intelligence’
The Verge
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: News live: David Shoebridge voted new Greens leader; inflation climbs to 4% in year to August
The Guardian World
6m ago
Original: Supreme court allows Trump to temporarily resume deporting people to third countries – live
The Guardian World
7m ago
Original: Florida man, age 77, becomes 16th person to be executed in state this year
The Guardian World
27m ago
Original: Indonesia suspends five officials over luxury apartments for inmates
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: US Senate blocks resolution demanding accountability over Israeli violence in West Bank
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘I have $400,000 in equity’: I’m 80. Should I sell my house because of dangerous stairs — or spend thousands renovating?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Why Emma Hayes Wants USWNT To Play Top-Ranked Spain
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘I’m never selling’: I’m 47 and buy bitcoin with every dollar I earn. Am I crazy?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Jadan Baugh Leads Florida Gators To First Top 10 Ranking In Five Years
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: I’m 77, pay rent and live off Social Security, but I help homeless people. Why are so many people going hungry?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Making Marie Antoinette’: A Mother’s Love Letter to Sofia Coppola’s Genius Charms NYFF
Variety
1h ago
Original: Feds Want Nearly 4 Years in Prison for AI Music Fraudster Who ‘Stole Millions’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘What Remains’ Review: A Pensive but Stirring Drama Finds Poetry in the Landscapes of Rural Turkey
Variety
1h ago
Original: Michele Reiner’s Sister Shares Update After Her and Rob Reiner’s Deaths: ‘Our Lives Are Changed Forever’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Cruises Into Yacht Rock Night: See the Scores, Who Went Home (Updating Live)
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: I'd stick my Man City medals in bin - Keane
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: New coach, new players, but same old failings hamper Scotland
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: From the Tkachuks in Florida to McDavid's future, what we're hearing ahead of the 2026-27 season
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Expert picks for the season: Stanley Cup, division winners, awards
ESPN
3h ago
Original: Time for Tuchel to offer Alexander-Arnold some trust
BBC Sport
3h ago