Original: Appeals court signals support for contempt inquiry on deportation flights
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, September 30, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Self-regulation 'not enough' for AI safety, Gary Marcus says
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: During Senate hearing, Jack Smith defends criminal investigations of Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: News Wrap: Supreme Court allows Trump's deportations to third countries, for now
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Affordability and accountability top priorities if Democrats take House, Jeffries says
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: America.gov gets really weird when you ask it about Minecraft, but it’s not a glitch
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Range Rover Sport Electric: Price, Specs, Availability
Wired
1h ago
Original: Most powerful obesity drug yet: People lost up to 25% of weight in trial
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Trump orders US government to call AI ‘Super Intelligence’
The Verge
2h ago
Original: The internet is convinced Elon Musk’s xAI trolled OpenAI’s ‘Dots’ launch
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Shoebridge and Hodgins-May announce Greens leadership bid, saying Labor ‘can’t stop One Nation’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Supreme court allows Trump to temporarily resume deporting people to third countries – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump, top tech firms sign accord to ‘self-police’ AI development
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: ‘He’s unbearable’: bear that went viral for living under LA home is back
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Ukraine's prized steel industry left in ruins by Russian missile campaign
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Jadan Baugh Leads Florida Gators To First Top 10 Ranking In Five Years
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: I’m 77, pay rent and live off Social Security, but I help homeless people. Why are so many people going hungry?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: ‘Lioness’ Star Laysla De Oliveira On What Season 3 Finale Means For Cruz In A Potential Season 4
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: ‘We lived within our means’: I earned $30,000 as a pastor and still retired comfortably. Why don’t you tell people that?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Now Questions ‘Where’s The Evidence’ She Killed Her Kids—What Happens Next?
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Cruises Into Yacht Rock Night: See the Scores, Who Went Home (Updating Live)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: What’s New on Netflix in October 2026
Variety
1h ago
Original: What to Watch on Disney+ in October 2026
Variety
1h ago
Original: Mary Tyler Moore’s Most Famous Fits Inspire a New Collection Benefiting Diabetes Research
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Lady A’s Charles Kelley Shares Blood Cancer Diagnosis: ‘I’m Confident That We’re Going to Get Through It’
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: I'd stick my Man City medals in bin - Keane
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: New coach, new players, but same old failings hamper Scotland
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: From the Tkachuks in Florida to McDavid's future, what we're hearing ahead of the 2026-27 season
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Expert picks for the season: Stanley Cup, division winners, awards
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Time for Tuchel to offer Alexander-Arnold some trust
BBC Sport
2h ago