Original: Hegseth to cut more generals, admirals in bid to remake military’s top ranks
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, September 29, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: N.Y. Sen. Gillibrand says new allegations in Cornell case are 'serious and horrific'
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Supreme Court allows third-country deportations to resume for now
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Knicks coach says the NBA champions are still discussing if they will visit the White House
ABC News Politics
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Original: Trump official central to deportation deals tapped for ambassadorship
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: OpenAI’s latest features take direct aim at the app store model
TechCrunch
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Original: OpenAI repotedly in talks to raise $30B round at $1.4T valuation
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: OpenAI Gets Sued Over the Hugging Face Hack
Wired
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Original: More Ways to Disrupt: New 2026 Side Events from KOTRA, WayFounder, Enterprise Ireland, SafetyWing + Descope
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Apple Pay set to launch in India with Axis Bank today, sources say
TechCrunch
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Home Affairs orders ‘rapid’ stocktake of government cyber-systems after OpenAI hack
The Guardian World
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Original: Former American Idol contestant and pastor found guilty of murdering wife
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Supreme court allows Trump to temporarily resume deporting people to third countries – live
The Guardian World
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Original: US supreme court allows Trump officials to resume deportations to third countries
The Guardian World
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Original: Trump rules out joint US-China venture to develop AI
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Medicare Advantage plans will be cheaper next year. Here’s the new cost.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Nvidia’s historic buyback announcement underscores a sharp divide in Big Tech
MarketWatch
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Original: ‘I have $400,000 in equity’: I’m 80. Should I sell my house because of dangerous stairs — or spend thousands renovating?
MarketWatch
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Original: EJAE Honored At GYOPO’s Annual Chuseok Benefit: ‘Being Bicultural Wasn’t A Weakness, It Was My Superpower.’
Forbes Business
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Original: Traders expecting a back-to-back rate hike from the Fed in October may have gotten ahead of themselves
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: David Cross, Thomas Mann, Hasan Minhaj’s Comedy ‘Lucy Schulman’ Lands Release (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Pop Stars Can’t Stop Singing About Wanting to Be Pop Stars
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘Mr. Robot’ Creator Sam Esmail Jumps From CAA (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: The 7 Best Self-Defense Tools to Buy Online, According to a Police Officer
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: ‘South Park’ and Butters Take on AI Data Centers in Latest Episode
Hollywood Reporter
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Who continues to show how important they are? - England player ratings
BBC Sport
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Original: How 49ers' George Kittle completed his 243-day recovery from torn Achilles
ESPN
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Original: Rest-of-season rankings: Brock Purdy, Kenyon Sadiq rise, Drake Maye slides
ESPN
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Original: Rankings for Week 4
ESPN
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Original: Breaking down CFP and Heisman odds: Where do Baugh and Florida stack up?
ESPN
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