Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Celebrity Chat: Peak Human Achievement.
Original: Paul McCartney and Judd Apatow Have a Free-Wheeling and Revealing Conversation About the Beatles and Wings in ‘Man on the Run’ Post-Screening Q&A
Variety 1h ago
Ten Years to Ruin Winterfell Again.
Original: ‘Game of Thrones’ Finally Hitting Big Screen in 2029 With Warner Bros.’ ‘Aegon’s Conquest’
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago
Celebrity Outrage: Peak Performance Art.
Original: Mariska Hargitay Condemns the Cornell 7 as Hudson Williams, Josh Gad and More Speak Out on Sexual Assault Case: ‘Arrest Them’ and ‘F— Cornell’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories