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Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Family Ties: Pricier Than a Kidney.
Original: I don’t want to spend $800 on flights to see my family for Thanksgiving. Can I break this holiday tradition?
MarketWatch 31m ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Tom Cruise Wrestles Oil, Meaninglessness.
Original: ‘Digger’ Review: As a Texas Oil Tycoon, Tom Cruise Goes Over the Top in Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s Bombastically Self-Important Satire
Variety 0m ago

Sports ★ 5 stories