Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 7:00 PM UTC

Monday, September 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Iran’s Silence: Peak Diplomacy.
Original: Iran says it ‘has no plans to negotiate with US’ despite Trump claims – US politics live
The Guardian World 12m ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories