Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 9:00 AM UTC

Monday, September 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Ohio Awaits Another Savior.
Original: Trump to travel to Ohio to stump for Sen. Jon Husted as the Republican faces competitive challenge
ABC News Politics 4h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI Meltdown Now a Bop.
Original: Engram is a sampler that turns broken AI hallucinations into music
The Verge 13h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Reality Bites Back: Romance and Ruin at Mipcom 2026
Original: Banijay Entertainment, Combining All3 Media, Unveils Milestone Mipcom 2026 Lineup, Bowing ’Reputation,’ ‘Date Knight’ and a Formidable Format Franchise Offer (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories