Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 AM UTC

Monday, September 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Still Got Our Money, Folks.
Original: Trump administration begins airing 2024 Trump campaign ad in latest taxpayer-funded messaging
ABC News Politics 6h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Griefcore is Chic.
Original: Milan Fashion Week SS 2027 Wrap: It’s All About The Black, Baby
Forbes Business 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories