Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 AM UTC

Monday, September 28, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Still Got Your Number, Folks.
Original: Trump administration begins airing 2024 Trump campaign ad in latest taxpayer-funded messaging
ABC News Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Awards for Existing.
Original: Taylor Swift Accepts Inaugural MTV VMAs Artist Director Honor
Rolling Stone 1h ago
Band Remembers Dude Who Couldn’t Handle It
Original: Nirvana Pays Homage to Kurt Cobain as Dave Grohl, Krist Novoselic and Pat Smear Accept Video Vanguard Award at MTV VMAs: “He Was One of One”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories