Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Sunday, September 27, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Truck Nuts Now a Luxury Item
Original: Soaring diesel prices are clobbering Trump’s MAGA faithful, exposing rifts
Washington Post Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Cash Grab Gets a Name.
Original: Phillies Organization Announces New Stadium Name After Record Attendance
Forbes Business 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hitman Confesses: Now It’s Art.
Original: Martin McDonagh Jokes About His Past – as a Hitman – and Calls ‘Wild Horse Nine’ His Most Political Film: ‘There’s Too Much Artistic Neutrality and Too Much Saying Nothing’
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories