Original: Report finds security deficiencies at Utah university where Charlie Kirk was killed
ABC News Politics
11h ago
Edition · 9:00 AM UTC
Saturday, September 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: What the Supreme Court's voter-citizenship database decision means for the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
12h ago
Original: White House has not acted on RFK Jr.’s push for proof ultra-processed foods are safe
Washington Post Politics
12h ago
Original: News Wrap: Xi wraps up 3-day state visit with Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
12h ago
Original: Mexico's foreign secretary on Trump, cartel violence and U.S. trade talks
PBS NewsHour Politics
12h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Can ‘eSUV’ e-bikes really go from trail to town?
The Verge
4h ago
Original: At Meta Connect, the company’s smart glasses were everywhere
TechCrunch
9h ago
Original: Quince Luggage Is Affordable but Doesn’t Feel Cheap (2026)
Wired
10h ago
Original: Crusoe abandons $1.25B plan to use Boom turbines at AI data centers
TechCrunch
11h ago
Original: Automattic has a new board after failed attempt to put CEO on leave
TechCrunch
11h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Pro-Palestine Action group to rally at Labour conference led by Burnham
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Pochettino regrets limited role in Balogun red card decision at World Cup
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Iran war squeezes Iraq’s economy as oil revenues fall and prices rise
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Lula bans fixed-odds sports betting a week before Brazilian elections
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Disaster zone declared across Bangkok as heavy rain triggers flooding
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Sunday Night Football—Best Player Props Ferguson And Corum (Week 3)
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: NYT Pips Answers And Walkthrough For Saturday, September 26
Forbes Business
8h ago
Original: Inside Private Equity’s Takeover Of America’s Home Care System
Forbes Business
8h ago
Original: ‘Primetime’ Critics’ Score Drops And Chris Hansen Gives First Review Of Pattinson Film
Forbes Business
10h ago
Original: Why USMNT Coach Pochettino Is Doing Some Forward Thinking
Forbes Business
10h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Tilly Norwood Says She’d Love to Work With Tom Holland and Olivia Colman: ‘But Only If It Were Their Digital Twins’ on an ‘AI Production’
Variety
2h ago
Original: Calls From the Dead, a Madrid Dystopia and Kids Swap Among Writers’ Show Pitches as Iberseries
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: Julianne Moore Accepts Zurich’s Golden Icon Award — in German
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: Pearl Jam Surprise Perform With Drummer Abe Laboriel Jr. at Ohana Festival
Rolling Stone
5h ago
Original: Chris Hansen Finally Watched Robert Pattinson Play Him in ‘Primetime’: ‘So Detached From Reality’
Rolling Stone
6h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Joshua fight at risk over promoter row, says Fury
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Pocognoli may require patience to deliver on Scotland shake-up
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: The boxer who accidentally became an actor
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: The MMA fighter helping Brighton - and filling stadiums
BBC Sport
4h ago
Original: Do England have a problem against top-10 teams?
BBC Sport
4h ago