Original: Report finds security deficiencies at Utah university where Charlie Kirk was killed
ABC News Politics
8h ago
Edition · 7:00 AM UTC
Saturday, September 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: What the Supreme Court's voter-citizenship database decision means for the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: White House has not acted on RFK Jr.’s push for proof ultra-processed foods are safe
Washington Post Politics
9h ago
Original: News Wrap: Xi wraps up 3-day state visit with Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Mexico's foreign secretary on Trump, cartel violence and U.S. trade talks
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: At Meta Connect, the company’s smart glasses were everywhere
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Quince Luggage Is Affordable but Doesn’t Feel Cheap (2026)
Wired
7h ago
Original: Crusoe abandons $1.25B plan to use Boom turbines at AI data centers
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Automattic has a new board after failed attempt to put CEO on leave
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Can Trump ever be wrong? His pick to lead FDA refused to say.
Ars Technica
9h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Disaster declared as heavy rains spark Bangkok flooding
BBC World
1h ago
Original: ‘The weaker he gets, the more dangerous he gets’: Trump lashes out as his power wanes
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: ‘Nowhere else to go’: Gaza families shelter in buildings that may collapse
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: Huckabee blames ‘biblical illiteracy’ for waning support for Israel in US
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: White House bars CNN from travelling with Trump on Air Force One
BBC World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Sunday Night Football—Best Player Props Ferguson And Corum (Week 3)
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: NYT Pips Answers And Walkthrough For Saturday, September 26
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Inside Private Equity’s Takeover Of America’s Home Care System
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: ‘Primetime’ Critics’ Score Drops And Chris Hansen Gives First Review Of Pattinson Film
Forbes Business
7h ago
Original: Why USMNT Coach Pochettino Is Doing Some Forward Thinking
Forbes Business
7h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Julianne Moore Accepts Zurich’s Golden Icon Award — in German
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Pearl Jam Surprise Perform With Drummer Abe Laboriel Jr. at Ohana Festival
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Chris Hansen Finally Watched Robert Pattinson Play Him in ‘Primetime’: ‘So Detached From Reality’
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Ahead of ‘Nobody Wants This’ Season 3, Adam Brody Declares His Support for “A Free Palestine”
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: Coach Signs Off on Statement Bags for Fall With Playful Styles Inspired by Elle Fanning and Others
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The MMA fighter helping Brighton - and filling stadiums
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Do England have a problem against top-10 teams?
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Sources: Warriors, Curry reach 2-year extension worth $116 million
ESPN
1h ago
Original: No. 5 Indiana loses RB Richard, escapes Northwestern
ESPN
1h ago
Original: White Sox's Montgomery sets single-season strikeout record with 224
ESPN
1h ago