Original: Report finds security deficiencies at Utah university where Charlie Kirk was killed
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Edition · 5:00 AM UTC
Saturday, September 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: What the Supreme Court's voter-citizenship database decision means for the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: White House has not acted on RFK Jr.’s push for proof ultra-processed foods are safe
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Original: News Wrap: Xi wraps up 3-day state visit with Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: Mexico's foreign secretary on Trump, cartel violence and U.S. trade talks
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: At Meta Connect, the company’s smart glasses were everywhere
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Quince Luggage Is Affordable but Doesn’t Feel Cheap (2026)
Wired
5h ago
Original: Crusoe abandons $1.25B plan to use Boom turbines at AI data centers
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Automattic has a new board after failed attempt to put CEO on leave
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Can Trump ever be wrong? His pick to lead FDA refused to say.
Ars Technica
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Iran pitches US a seven-day end to the war at UNGA
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: White House bars CNN from Air Force One for Trump’s upcoming trip
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: TikTok to pay Alabama $100m and limit teenage use in first state settlement
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: PAM wins big in Morocco parliament elections but falls short of majority
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Iran offers US deal to reopen Strait of Hormuz in seven days
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: NYT Pips Answers And Walkthrough For Saturday, September 26
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Inside Private Equity’s Takeover Of America’s Home Care System
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: ‘Primetime’ Critics’ Score Drops And Chris Hansen Gives First Review Of Pattinson Film
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Why USMNT Coach Pochettino Is Doing Some Forward Thinking
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: I’m 77, pay rent and live off Social Security, but I help homeless people. Why are so many people going hungry?
MarketWatch
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Chris Hansen Finally Watched Robert Pattinson Play Him in ‘Primetime’: ‘So Detached From Reality’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Ahead of ‘Nobody Wants This’ Season 3, Adam Brody Declares His Support for “A Free Palestine”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Coach Signs Off on Statement Bags for Fall With Playful Styles Inspired by Elle Fanning and Others
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘To Catch a Predator’ Host Chris Hansen Watches Robert Pattinson’s ‘Primetime’ — and He’s Not a Fan
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: ‘Hanuman Ansh’ Indian Sleeper Hit’s International Distribution Strategy Unveiled by ‘K.G.F,’ ‘Kantara’ Outfit Hombale Films (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: NBA Rank's hottest hot-button topics -- and what league execs think about the three-player battle for No. 1
ESPN
1h ago
Original: NBA offseason buzz: Latest on trades, news and intel
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Connelly: Who soars at the SEC launch party? Can B1G favorites answer big questions?
ESPN
5h ago
Original: From playoff and stat races to goodbyes: What to watch in MLB's final weekend
ESPN
6h ago
Original: MLB playoff tracker: Cubs, White Sox, Guardians, Padres all clinch Thursday
ESPN
6h ago