Original: Report finds security deficiencies at Utah university where Charlie Kirk was killed
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Edition · 3:00 AM UTC
Saturday, September 26, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: What the Supreme Court's voter-citizenship database decision means for the midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: White House has not acted on RFK Jr.’s push for proof ultra-processed foods are safe
Washington Post Politics
4h ago
Original: News Wrap: Xi wraps up 3-day state visit with Trump
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Mexico's foreign secretary on Trump, cartel violence and U.S. trade talks
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: At Meta Connect, the company’s smart glasses were everywhere
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Quince Luggage Is Affordable but Doesn’t Feel Cheap (2026)
Wired
2h ago
Original: Crusoe abandons $1.25B plan to use Boom turbines at AI data centers
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Automattic has a new board after failed attempt to put CEO on leave
TechCrunch
3h ago
Original: Can Trump ever be wrong? His pick to lead FDA refused to say.
Ars Technica
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: OpenAI bots meddled with multiple US government agency sites
BBC World
9m ago
Original: Pope Leo XIV makes first official Papal visit in France in nearly 20
Al Jazeera
42m ago
Original: TikTok to pay $100 million to Alabama in teen addiction settlement
Al Jazeera
51m ago
Original: British climber, 28, dies in fall in northern Spain
The Guardian World
58m ago
Original: Plane crash in DR Congo kills more than a dozen
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: NYT Pips Answers And Walkthrough For Saturday, September 26
Forbes Business
21m ago
Original: Inside Private Equity’s Takeover Of America’s Home Care System
Forbes Business
51m ago
Original: ‘Primetime’ Critics’ Score Drops And Chris Hansen Gives First Review Of Pattinson Film
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Why USMNT Coach Pochettino Is Doing Some Forward Thinking
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: I’m 77, pay rent and live off Social Security, but I help homeless people. Why are so many people going hungry?
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘To Catch a Predator’ Host Chris Hansen Watches Robert Pattinson’s ‘Primetime’ — and He’s Not a Fan
Hollywood Reporter
19m ago
Original: ‘Hanuman Ansh’ Indian Sleeper Hit’s International Distribution Strategy Unveiled by ‘K.G.F,’ ‘Kantara’ Outfit Hombale Films (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
51m ago
Original: 31 Men’s Clothing Stores Where Our Style Editors Shop Online
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Scarlett Johansson Takes Break From Filming Overseas for ‘Paper Tiger’ NYFF Premiere After Skipping Cannes: ‘I’m Hallucinating’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Love Hypothesis’ Director Claire Scanlon Breaks Down the Biggest ‘Star Wars’ Easter Eggs, From Gracie Abrams’ Song to Color-Coded Wardrobes
Variety
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Red Sox-Cubs finale, moved due to Boston weather, set for Sun. at Tropicana
ESPN
10m ago
Original: SEC irked LSU is trying to dismiss lawsuit with concerns 'unresolved'
ESPN
10m ago
Original: White Sox's Montgomery sets single-season strikeout record with 224
ESPN
10m ago
Original: Yankees, Red Sox to meet in playoffs for 7th time
ESPN
10m ago
Original: Kyrie ready to 'kick some butt' after lengthy ACL recovery
ESPN
10m ago