Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Friday, September 25, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

God Fears Automation. Shocking.
Original: Pope Leo warns against AI creating ‘paradise of machines’ in first visit to France – Europe live
The Guardian World 1h ago
Diplomacy: Now with Extra Red.
Original: Pomp over progress as Trump rolls out red carpet for China’s president Xi Jinping
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories