Original: AI, trade, Iran and Taiwan top agenda at Trump-Xi summit
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 12:00 AM UTC
Friday, September 25, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Experts analyze what's at stake in the Trump-Xi summit
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: I watched 24 hours of Trump TV. Buckle up.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: News Wrap: Netanyahu calls allegations of genocide in Gaza 'the biggest lie'
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: How the diesel price spike is rippling through nearly every part of the economy
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Meta employees ordered ‘attorney/client privilege’ hats while fighting child safety disclosures
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Qualcomm’s new ‘Elite’ sound chip might finally deliver the Wi-Fi earbud dream
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Waymo is scaling fast. Here’s what the fleet data shows.
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: CDC opens state ordering for COVID-19 vaccines after unexplained delay
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Microsoft puts Brad Smith in charge of communications
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: Albanese ramps up security council bid at UN; Hume says AI hack shows Australia needs more AI
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump’s state dinner for Xi Jinping will not be televised as White House continues to deny CNN full access – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: From Nagaland to a path to the Oscars: Indian film brings a rarely seen world to global cinema
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Netanyahu defends Israeli military action as delegates walk out before UN speech
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Man shot and wounded during Trump assassination attempt in Butler dies
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: My friend grosses $300,000 a year with her pet-sitting business. She pays herself $50,000. Should I do the same?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: 3 things Micron investors need to watch as the stakes get higher
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: The S&P 500’s newest tech stock is now its best performer
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Costco’s results beat expectations. Here’s why investors are still cautious.
MarketWatch
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Original: I spend my time and money caring for my aging mother — yet she gave my brother $100,000. Should I pull back?
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Dakota Johnson on Being in Taylor Swift’s ‘Patient Zero’ Music Video: ‘We Respect Each Other’s Creative Minds’
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Star Celia Rose Gooding Breaks Down That Time-Jumping Season 4 Finale
Variety
1h ago
Original: Godflesh’s Stunning New Album, ‘Decay,’ Marks the End of an Era
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: On the Ground, Literally, With the Celebrities Who Were Arrested Protesting Netanyahu
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Trump’s Bro Sesh With Xi Jinping Was Thoroughly Weird
Rolling Stone
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Cubs' Crow-Armstrong becomes 7th to join 40 HR-40 SB club
ESPN
1h ago
Original: 'I'm not asking for anybody's sympathy': It's a pivotal season for Lincoln Riley and USC
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Game Day Kickoff: Knee-jerk reactions and September lies; what does Week 4 have in store?
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Betting buzz: Nor'easter, no problem for college football bettors in Week 4
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Are the Longhorns laying too many points in Knoxville?
ESPN
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