Original: Trump gives Xi Jinping rare airport welcome as summit visit begins
Washington Post Politics
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Thursday, September 24, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: At UN General Assembly, Iran's president responds to Trump's 'annihilation'
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Xi arrives for state visit amid U.S.-China trade tensions and AI concerns
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: News Wrap: FBI investigating hacking group's claim it breached jobs website
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: New poll reveals how Trump's low approval might affect midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Meta is trying VR glasses (again), this time with more IMAX
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Meta VR Glasses, Ray-Ban Meta Audio, Ray-Ban Meta Gen 3: Specs, Features, Prices
Wired
1h ago
Original: Meta’s next VR device isn’t a headset — it’s glasses
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Muse is coming to Meta smart glasses
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Meta introduces camera-free AI glasses
TechCrunch
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: News live: Marles says ‘legal situation’ of OpenAI breach under investigation; Victoria to allow dogs in pubs under election promise
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Texas executes death-row prisoner over 2005 triple killing
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Senator confirms ‘eight suicide attempts’ by US navy personnel assigned to USS Abraham Lincoln carrier group – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump greets Xi Jinping at airport in rare personal welcome ahead of high stakes US-China summit – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: OpenAI agent 'infiltrated' Australian government website, PM says
BBC World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘It doesn’t seem fair’: I’m retired and have plenty of money. Why can’t I qualify for a retail credit card?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Trump Greets Chinese President Xi Jinping As 3-Day U.S. Visit Begins (Photos)
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: Economic Crimes See Meaningful Changes By Sentencing Commission
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Packers Legendary QB Lynn Dickey Blasts Coach Matt LaFleur
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Watts Will Win The AI Race (And More)
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Game Changer’ Host Sam Reich on Season 8’s 23-Contestant, 90-Minute, Non-Chili’s-Sponsored Finale and ‘Acid Trip’ Season 9 Episode Plans
Variety
1h ago
Original: New Found Glory Announce EPCOT Shows in Honor of ‘Massive Disney Fan’ Chad Gilbert
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: New York Times Sued by Shareholders Over Anti-Israel Bias
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Gremlins 3’ Delayed to 2028 by Warner Bros.
Variety
1h ago
Original: Mariska Hargitay Teases Christopher Meloni’s ‘Law & Order: SVU’ Return for 600th Episode
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: NBA offseason buzz: Latest on trades, news and intel
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Fantasy buzz: The best reliable, under-the-radar QB options for Week 3
ESPN
2h ago
Original: What to do with seven start-sit decisions you might be dreading
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Salary caps, player unions, roster spots: What will the Protect College Sports Act do?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: 'We can beat anyone': No matter the seed, Liberty believe they're a WNBA title contender
ESPN
2h ago