Original: Trump administration's ban of three prominent news outlets from White House is in court
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 9:00 PM UTC
Wednesday, September 23, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Democrats again demand Trump’s drug-price contracts following Post report
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump's focus on noncitizen voting has led to 160 arrests. That shows it's rare, experts say
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump invites Putin to this year’s G-20 summit in Florida
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump set to greet Xi for high-stakes state visit
NPR Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: VC firm Bessemer now has another $5.75B to invest in (what else?) AI
TechCrunch
1h ago
Original: Microsoft refreshes its smaller Surface Pro and Laptop with Qualcomm’s X2 Plus
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Microsoft’s new Surface Mouse has haptic feedback and a customizable action button
The Verge
1h ago
Original: XPRIZE Wildfire winners spotted fires within 10 min—but couldn’t stop them
Ars Technica
1h ago
Original: Discord age verification rolls out today with changes spurred by user backlash
Ars Technica
1h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Ukraine did not choose this war’, Volodymyr Zelenskyy tells UN general assembly - live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Anthony Albanese says OpenAI agent hacked Medicare
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Judge promises to rule soon on Trump’s ban of journalists from the White House – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Ethiopia warns of ‘destruction’ as Tigray rebels launch offensive
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Original: Trump administration invites Putin to attend G20 summit in Miami
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Fewer stocks are carrying the market than at any time since the dot-com peak
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: I’m in my 50s. My mother died from Alzheimer’s. Do I need long-term-care insurance?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: What’s behind Royal Caribbean’s ‘highly surprising’ push into Sandals vacation resorts
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Record-breaking diesel prices are poised to hit grocery prices, with fruits, vegetables and meat first on the list
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: My friend grosses $300,000 a year with her pet-sitting business. She pays herself $50,000. Should I do the same?
MarketWatch
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Where to Watch ‘Survivor’ Season 51, Initiating the Show’s Groundbreaking “Open Era”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Jeff Garlin Says ‘Undiagnosed Bipolar’ Made Him ‘Mean’ on ‘The Goldbergs’ Set; Wendi McLendon-Covey Responds: ‘I Remember Things Differently’
Variety
1h ago
Original: Lakers Get the Coffee Table Book Treatment, With Essays From LeBron James, Magic Johnson, More
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: International Emmy Nominations: United Kingdom Leads This Year’s Tally; Canada’s ‘Heated Rivalry’ Doesn’t Make the Cut
Variety
1h ago
Original: Peter Byrne, Singer and Co-Founder of Naked Eyes, Dead at 74
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'We can beat anyone': No matter the seed, Liberty believe they're a WNBA title contender
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Essex cricketer Das charged with two counts of rape
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Stanley Cup contender tiers: Who are the top challengers to the throne?
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Bold predictions for all 32 NHL teams: Surprise award contenders, more
ESPN
2h ago
Original: From an unlikely A and F to a whole lot of C's: Full regular-season grades for all 30 MLB teams
ESPN
2h ago