Original: Missouri congressional map fight returns to Supreme Court for third time
Washington Post Politics
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Wednesday, September 23, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump's Board of Peace proposes $2.45 billion blueprint to begin Gaza reconstruction
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: Another U.S. service member dies amid Iran war, Pentagon tally shows
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Andy Beshear drops hints about 2028 at event with Wes Moore
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Republicans say Democrats are extremists. These Democrats want to convince voters that's not true
ABC News Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: YouTube’s conversational video editing tool lets creators make edits in natural language
TechCrunch
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Original: Xbox’s Mythic achievements sound like PlayStation’s Platinum trophy
The Verge
5h ago
Original: YouTube Music gets more conversational with new AI features
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: One of the best Metroid games for the Switch is 30 percent off
The Verge
5h ago
Original: This $199 GPS sports watch is repairable, modular, and open-source
The Verge
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: Ethiopia and Tigray accuse each of launching offensives, fuelling fears of new war
BBC World
5h ago
Original: KPMG manager says she was fired after facing harassment over her keffiyeh
Al Jazeera
5h ago
Original: ‘They kill, we are punished’: Iran calls out Western hypocrisy
Al Jazeera
5h ago
Original: Watch: How toxic smog from wildfires is making Indonesians sick
BBC World
5h ago
Original: Couples ‘putting off divorce due to cost of living crisis’ in England and Wales
The Guardian World
5h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Social Security stopped our checks due to a hacked bank account. We’re relying on our church for help. What can we do?
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: How to avoid the ‘widow tax’ and other financial headaches if your spouse dies
MarketWatch
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Original: A celebrity-endorsed cryptocurrency is almost five times as likely to be a scam
MarketWatch
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Original: My husband and I are in our 50s and have no kids. We have $2 million in IRAs and 401(k)s. Do we really need a will?
MarketWatch
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Original: A diesel export ban could backfire — here’s why
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Jean Smart Joins ‘The Family Stone 2’ With Rachel McAdams, Sarah Jessica Parker and More
Variety
5h ago
Original: Gary Glitter Doc Postponed at Netflix After ‘New Legal Information’
Variety
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Original: Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn May Have Been Country Music’s Coolest Duo
Rolling Stone
5h ago
Original: ‘Chef’s Table’ Sets Two New Seasons at Netflix
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Original: Nathan Fielder Isn’t Convinced Elizabeth Holmes Has Nothing to Hide in Documentary Trailer
Rolling Stone
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: What to do with seven start-sit decisions you might be dreading
ESPN
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Original: Fantasy buzz: The best reliable, under-the-radar QB options for Week 3
ESPN
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Original: GB sniff Road Worlds chance with Pogacar absence
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: FA charges Cardiff's Bielik as police end inquiry
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Spotlight on new coaches as road to Afcon 2027 begins
BBC Sport
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