Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Not In My Backyard: Progress.
Original: Voters don't like data centers. They really don't like them close to home
PBS NewsHour Politics 11h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

AI Now Sorts My Existence.
Original: SmartLabels QR Code Organizing System Review (2026): AI Made Sense of My Junk Drawer
Wired 10h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Three Hours Closer to Nothing.
Original: Iran denies dropping preconditions amid ‘very productive’ three-hour UN talks in New York
The Guardian World 10h ago
Justice Sleeps On.
Original: Judge wrong to hear case from bed while recovering from surgery, court says
The Guardian World 10h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories