Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 8:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Luxury Blur: Now Only For Some.
Original: Apple clarifies that Texture and Grain controls are exclusive to the latest iPhones’ cameras
The Verge 1d ago

World ★ 5 stories

Texas Still Plays Music: Shocking.
Original: Choosin’ Texas unseats All I Want for Christmas as longest-running No 1 song on Billboard Hot 100
The Guardian World 1d ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Boomers Win Again.
Original: Nearly half of adults under 30 live with their parents. The financial fallout could last for decades.
MarketWatch 1d ago
Friendship: A Taxing Arrangement.
Original: ‘She says it’s just money’: My friend pays for everything. I should be grateful, but I can’t stand her anymore.
MarketWatch 1d ago
Profits Down: Surprise!
Original: Every Struggling Corporation Is Struggling In Its Own Way
Forbes Business 1d ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories