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Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Threats are his diplomacy now.
Original: Trump warns U.N. he might ‘annihilate’ Iran as war overshadows diplomacy
Washington Post Politics 1h ago
House: Busy Being Paid.
Original: Critics say the House hasn’t been in session enough. Here are the facts.
Washington Post Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Britain: Where Hate Gets a Budget.
Original: Davey says far right in Britain now better funded and supported than in the past – UK politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Thin Now, Still Paying Later.
Original: This GLP-1 drug helped people maintain their weight loss in a clinical trial — even for those taking it once a month
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood: Where Dreams Go to Auction.
Original: Jordan Firstman Reflects on a Wild Cannes Bidding War for ‘Club Kid’: “You Choose the Fate of Your Life in a Day”
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories