Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Iran’s Ultimatum: Hold Your Breath.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran ready to reopen strait of Hormuz within seven days if US lifts blockade, official says
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Friendships: Priced to disappoint.
Original: ‘She says it’s just money’: My friend pays for everything. I should be grateful, but I can’t stand her anymore.
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories